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Truth can be stranger than fiction, and these are all true.
Cross my heart.

A simple mistake by a simple-minded company. They're entitled.
But with their legendary incompetence colouring everything they do,
it's fitting that they be given a little less elbow room than the average company.

I used to think you could never have too many plenums. But I was wrong.
Oh, and don't listen to Buck. He's living in the past.