Just relax. The friendly residents of this quiet little seaside town will be along shortly to make sure you're safe.
They'll invite you into their homes, perhaps cook you a delicious hot meal, and even put you up for the night.

In the morning, you'll discover that there's more to your new friends than you ever imagined. They will
steal your job, destroy your character, and lie to your loved ones. They will abandon you where they found you,
an empty shell of the person you once were. They'll probably get your cat pregnant.

You've fallen in with a bad crowd. The residents of Bogus Bay are liars, cheats, frauds and cat fanciers.
They’re heartless, pathetic, unprincipled, double-dealing Career Criminals.

They are the Job Predators of Bogus Bay. The leaky, condemned dinghy will take you there.